Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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