Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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