At least make sure they are 18
Why
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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