i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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