my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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