Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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