It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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