I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
handjob tips. give me some.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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