How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize