I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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