Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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