what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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