Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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