lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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