It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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