: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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