But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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