We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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