please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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