But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
