i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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