So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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