I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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