Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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