Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Text me some of your sweat
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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