He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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