Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize