i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
either way he was missing a nipple.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
