Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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