I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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