Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You've changed since you got that strap on
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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