I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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