you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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