drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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