Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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