stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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