There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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