I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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