I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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