no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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