i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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