yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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