You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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