You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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