God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
