All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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