...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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