Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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