Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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