you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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