i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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