I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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