My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize