You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
