love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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