I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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