: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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