yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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